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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

NYC Congressional Delegation Says: It Gets Better



 "It's 28 degrees in Klamath Falls, Oregon. I'm so cold. At least I have Bing-Bing to keep me warm. The NYC Congressional Delegation is right, "It does get better"
 Actually, it's snowing. Got 4" last night. When extra propane is unavailable, just heat your space with the oven. Sssssshhhh. Don't tell anyone.  Your not suppose to inhale carbon dioxide. Just the breath of dirty old men. But, don't worry, it gets better when you have to clean toilets to earn money for heat.
 "It gets better" when you can look at the wild life through barbed wire fencing.

 Why are you stealing my friends toilets?

 There's my wife. She just got promoted to Lieutenant. She hasn't received her badge yet. I'm sure it will get better when she does.

 Got to walk the fence now, see ya. Can you see my little dog? He always makes it better.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Eliminating Homosexuality Won't Make The Debris Go Away



I just wanted to thank all the right-wingers; The question seems to be, "I'm required to go on a trip for work and they are putting people together as roommates for hotel. What is the right way to remind HR that I don't want to room with the same or opposite sex?"


Since all of this controversy about homosexuality came into the lime light, I am now acutely aware of my sexuality. When I use a public bathroom (The one that says, "Women"), my subconcious is aware of my environment. Is the lady in the stall next to me using the wax paper provided for the seats. If so, will the wax paper absorb the urine left by the previous user who stands while peeing?  When she rips toilet paper from the roll, how many plys does it sound like she's unraveling?  Do I hear "her" wash her hands?  Is she talented when she wipes herself? Why does she have to wash her hands if she didn't touch anything?  Should I wash my hands or pull wax paper out just to sound off when I have to confront the ladies on my exit?  Maybe I can finish first then run out so I don't have to look them in the eye.


Why do men scratch their weenies? Do they have VD or crabs? I'm always wanting to blurt out those questions. Thank you so much right-wingers for shining the light on my surroundings.

Friday, February 17, 2012

This Time I Really Am Telling The Truth

I Just Had A Baby


I often wondered why, back in the 60's, the police were called "Pigs".  After all they did not resemble pigs.  They did not have square noses or curly tails.  What made the revolutionists call the police "pigs"?  Well, for what ever reason, I enjoyed the fact that the police "conquered crime", were the "hero's" of today.  And, I wanted to be one, desperately.  I often thought about the glory and the prestige of saving one's life.  A police officer is what I wanted to be when I grew up!  But, today, being an associate in the science of the Administration of Justice, I now know why the revolutionists called the police "pigs".  It is not because the first letter of the alphabet begins with "P" but it is because they take and take and take.  They take your whole soul.  Well, some people will say, "Only Jesus can take your soul!"  And, "They can only take your soul if you let them!" But, it is just as well because those "Christians" are the ones that help the police take your soul.  The more you try to straighten out your life, the more they take. They take relentlessly with no end in sight.   Reprint from -Kini-

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

It Gets Better When....

  • You live isolated in a trailer with no septic or utilities.
  • You have to dump your shit and piss from buckets.
  • Your feet and soul are so cold you want to hang yourself.
  • The dirt accumulates in your bed.
  • You get to take a shower once a month.
  • You realize that you can be forcibily evicted even though you paid rent just because someone doesn't like you.
  • The police can be accomplices to an unlawful eviction by terrorizing you to death.
  • The horses you pay to feed and clean up after are being enjoyed by others.
  • You become a bitch because that is what U.S. officials have made of you.
  • People email you who are laughing at your face.
  • All of your efforts to become a productive citizen are thwarted by psychopaths.
  • All that that you had left was your beauty that becomes wretched.
  • All the legal battles that took you 25 years of hard, dedicated work is being enjoyed by everyone else except you.
  • When perverts are allowed to email you to imply, YOU WILL SERVICE AMERICAN MEN!

AARP and IRS Tax Representative Noah Cash straddles your neck with his arms over your shoulders in order to point to information in your booklet. You won't appreciate his pubic hair beard in your hair. Especially, when taking a shower is quite an effort.

When you get singled out by petty psychological abuse that includes being asked to stay after hours until 20 updates downloaded on their computer then being reprimanded that you did not tell them when you walk out. (Another lady left also and she was not reprimanded) Then, deleting your homework to discourage you from taking the required exam to retaliate.

When men act like nothing ever happened, then continue to email you like it was your fault you didn't continue the required course.


ISN'T THAT FUNNY!

Monday, February 13, 2012

DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH

Yep! It all gets better for everyone except me who was criminalized for not looking like Betty Crocker. http://judiciary.zoomshare.com. After I’m dead from living in your g-d damn concentration camps, it will finally get better!

Yep! It all gets better while I witness rights others are entitled to in an effort to make me jealous!


I was profiled as a lesbian, convicted as a stalker/sex offender, lost custody of my two sons, and sent to prison. That was 25 years ago. Today, I am living in a trailer without utilities, isolated, in a "concentration camp" in Klamath Falls, Oregon, USA while awaiting a hearing at the U.N. If you don't believe me, check out http://judiciary.zoomshare.com

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On February 8, 2012, the Oregon Court of Appeals issued the following 11 opinions:

1) Civil Procedure: A trial court abuses its discretion in dismissing an amended complaint in an attorney negligence claim where the plaintiff attempts to amend the complaint to allege that but for the defendant's negligence, the outcome in the underlying case would have been different.

2) Civil Procedure: A court may not enter a judgment awarding more damages than the plaintiff sought in its complaint, unless the party against whom the judgment will be entered had reasonable notice and an
opportunity to be heard.

3) Criminal Law: Where an action is a material fact to proving whether defendant committed a crime, the court shall give the jury a "Boots instruction." That is, at minimum 10 jurors must concur that a defendant intended to commit the crime, and that he intended to commit a material fact to that crime.

4) Criminal Procedure: To determine whether the affidavit in support of a search warrant is sufficient, the state applies the reasoning of State v. Castilleja. That is, the court’s function is limited in scope to determining whether a magistrate could have reasonably concluded the facts in an affidavit established probable cause for a search
warrant.

5) Evidence: Under ORS 654.086, OR-OSHA has the burden of persuasion to show constructive knowledge. Employer evidence to show “reasonable diligence” in compliance is not an affirmative defense “because it negates the knowledge element of a serious violation.”

6) Tort Law: The 180-day time limit for filing a claim under the Oregon Tort Claims Act begins when the plaintiff knows, or with reasonable care should know that an injury has occurred and that it is possible for a jury to agree with the plaintiff's argument under the circumstances of the case.

10) Workers Compensation: If the Court of Appeals cannot determine from records of the Workers' Compensation Board whether it found that a claimant proved the existence of an occupational disease, not just symptoms, then the Court may remand the case so that the board may address that point.

On February 2, 2012, the Oregon Court of Appeals issued the following
3 opinions:

1) Criminal Law: Under State v. Magel, the test for cases involving a
threat takes into account whether the defendant expressed an intent to
harm the victim, and whether that expression could compel the victim
to engage in sexual contact.

2) Evidence: It is plain error for a trial court to admit a medical
expert's diagnosis of sexual abuse in the absence of physical findings
to support the diagnosis; inferences, for purposes of the plain error
analysis, must be plausible.

3) Evidence: A witness may not give testimony, expert or otherwise, as
to the credibility of whether he or she believes another witness is
telling the truth.

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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Isn't She Cute? She Looks Just Like My Wife



Sadly, after 25 years, I just found out she is a psychopath. Now I have to deal with it. I have to go to Alanon, AA, Stalkers Anonymous, Homophobics Anonymous, Psychopathics Anonymous. Darn it, I just wanted to ride my horses.

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